Surgery, hand’s asleep, drugs are messing with my head.
I am not a little boy nor good thinker when I’m floyed.
Yes that word I made up there ’cause currently I don’t give a care.
Good time to post? Not so much. Hard to think I’m all drugged up.
Get me Cheetos and some cheese ah forget it I’ll take the keys.
Oh what’s that I cannot drive? Well fine then you drive I’ll ride.
Cheetos Cheetos what a plan, cat named Chester seems like nice friend.
I like his glasses and his wit, be fun to hear him joke a bit.
How was my surgery you want to ask? Wearing arm sling but it will pass.
Naked walking through the streets, buttoned shirt on just one sleeve.
Like the way girls look at me, like I’m wounded just to treat.
Favorite parts of girls is there – the way they care when life’s not fair.
Yippy, yes, yippet-yeah – I like the girls who love to share –
All their kindness with a stranger, even when he could mean danger.
Danger sexy or a risk? Hope I didn’t myself convict.
Meant to say a sexy way, now my image is in decay.
Well, ripe, welp, outwith, forgive me drugs are writing this.
What to do oh what to say, kind of stuck on girls all day.
I wonder if writer’s get laid by well-played prose and timely plays.
Quite so cool oh it would be, to say a line and make them scream –
“Oh you’re so brilliant sexy man! Oh please come hither to my bed,
Say me more so I can dream about your brain you dazzle me.”‘
I would respond, “Oh, ha-ha, aha tee-he, girl you’re… something autumn leaves.”
“You said something in that phrase, I am quite sure you’ve ruined this blaze.”
“What, a blaze? You mean this trick? You mean the way I feed my dick?”
“Oh you bastard! Don’t you care! And your followers, with them you’ll share?”
“Shit I guess so, wrote it down. Damn my lady you’ve made me frown!”
“Perhaps you should now, after-all. You’ve proved yourself has too much gall.”
“Hmm… I like that!”
“Well they won’t! In fact they’re turned off by your quotes.”
“Damn I tell you, damn I say, girl just run please go away.”
“Ugh of course of course I will. You’ve turned me off without your quill.”
“Well I’m drugged so it’s okay, but one quick word before you stray?”
“What! What is it? I’m leaving goon, I hate the thought I thunk to spoon.”
“Yes me too just with my wiener. Shit I said it -“
“Dare go on I’ll kick your knees. For the love of blogs what did you need?”
“What? Oh yes now I remember – please purchase Cheetos and bring them hither.”
– This has been Thomas M. Watt post-op and on a variety of drugs.